Sunday, September 21, 2008

the power. the POWER!

I have power again. Electricity. Eeeee-leck-tricity. Watt
have I learned?
-S'mores pop-tarts are better when toasted, but everything is better now. Yes, even raw flesh.
-Kielbasa has a ridiculous shelf life. In a perfect world I will not issue a retraction that goes "actually, kielbasa is a sneaky fucker and I've have moved in to the bathroom. The lights are on. I'm not complaining."
-Going to the bathroom by candlelight sucks.
-Blackout beards are cool, but I have no upper lip.


popquizkid said...

Is that a pun? Terrible.

Chef Boyardee Ravioli: good out of the can, but you are correct - better microwaved.


misanthropic bastard said...

Not terrible. Punny.