Monday, October 6, 2008

I will say this Once.

There may be more than one way to skin a cat, but there is a single way to comb one out: The Exchange of Pain.

The Best in Communication:
Answering Machine Message: Hey baby, you want some sausage? Well that's too bad. The sausage is out and you're gonna hafta settle for the beep.

Out-of-context Text Message: So I'm screening my calls and if you want to talk to me or hang out you need to e-mail me before.

General Catch-All Question: (2 years running) What the Fuck?

2 comments:

Angel said...

I could write an essay on What the fuck?

I could.

misanthropic bastard said...

should*

p.o.d. 1: Either OED or Webster wrote a book on the meanings of "fuck." I'm not sure. It was a trivial pursuit question.